May 25
Fairfax. Needs no words.
liam and niall demonstrate their flexibility
Waugh…. This is right by where I live, and I couldn’t go…
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May 21
Imagine - It's pretty bad but meh..~Sarah
- You: Who wants pancakes?
- Horan Children: Yes please, we're really hungry!!!
- Styles Children: Can we have them in the shape of a cat?
- Tomlinson Children: Can we help you? Can we have different flavoured ones? Can we put sugar, honey, and what ever we can find on them? Can we make them different colours? Lets make the highest pancake stack possible!!
- Malik Children: But you need to tell dad to hurry up so we can use the bathroom first. He's been in there for ages.
- Payne Children: Are you sure it's not too much trouble? Because if it is, you don't have to. It's too much trouble isn't it? Oh it is, we're sorry, we didn't mean to pressure you into anything. But we did, didn't we. We are horrible children, we are so sorry. Is there anything you would like us to do, like chores or something, just to make it up to you, or not even to make it up to you, just to help you out. We are going to make our own breakfast and clean up after as well, we are so sorry, this type of pressure will never happen again.
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May 21
- Interviewer: So you're saying that you ran three blogs about him, wrote five fan fictions each consisting of at least thirty pages all with you as his girlfriend, grudgingly wrote fifty-two OneShots shipping him with other people, two-hundred-and-twelve imagines you also wrote for other people but secretly about you, drew thirty-four pieces of fan art of you two together.... all before you even met him?
- Me:
- Interviewer:
- Me:
- Interviewer: I'll never understand why he wanted to date you.
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May 21
Talking about your favorite celebrity →
With your friends:
On tumblr:
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May 21
First thought: What is this…?
Second thought: Oh that looks like Charlie Brown
Third though: OH I GET IT NOW.
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May 20
Unfortunately, 90% of Tumblr users will not reblog this. One Direction are sexy. But the 10% who do have excellent eyesight.
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May 20
DIRECTIONER POILTICS
- Me: Who are you going to vote for for president, Mom?
- Mom: Well, I'm usually a republican, so I think I'll vote for Mitt Romney.
- Me: Mitt Romney? Isn't he running against Obama?
- Mom: Yes. But I don't think Obama is such a good president.
- Me: But he's great!
- Mom: Why is he so great?
- Me:
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- Me: Niall Horans likes him.
- Mom:
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- Me: He has a statue of him.
- Mom:
- Me: A life-size one.
- Mom:
- Me:
- Mom: Time to talk to your therapist.
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